Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
(Source: wiferauhl, via thebieberbarbershop)
Australians: damn australia you cold
Australians: damn australia you hot
Australians: damn australia you flooding
Australians: damn australia you bushfires
Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
Australians: lol
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
My grandfather trying to say tumblr.
(via youre-worth-the-wait)
In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
(via funnybrunette)
when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via funnybrunette)
That moment when you finish a good movie and you have to face the reality of your boring life.
(Source: yourhaloisslipping, via keepcalmandrunincircles)
